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foiblesandfuckups: “God I look so hot now, but what am I wearing, I’m a Chav, aren’t I?” Gerald Talbot-Frasier, once plain old Gazza asked while staring at his new reflection in a car window. “Nah Gazza mate, ya were, but we made ya into him.”
Nah mate, the Hobbits tossed that piker out
rosycolouredcaptions: “Fresh meat. Got in this morning. Drug charge, I reckon.”“Nah, she looks like the type to lose it at her old man one weekend.”“Tom, mate? What’s the new bitch in for?”“Dealing. Nice girl, led astray and all that.”“Fucking
just-pray-for-rain: You don’t think it will make it awkward being flat mates? Nah lets just do it!
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t
gynocieum: danbutt: dykejedi: grassfire: jorts in the summertime, jants in winter, joots all year ‘round don’t be ridiculous, you cant wear joots in the summertime, that’s when you gotta break out your jandals nah mate aussie summer’s
relatable-autism-memes: autisticrevolution: aceofsquiddles: Eye contact? Nah sorry mate, I’ve got Pants sandwich villain? this means ass-burger syndrome (aspergers syndrome) for those who don’t get it!
jillypooh: monkeysaysficus: im-a-disasterology: vincentvangoth: CHRISTMAS IS COMING [CHRISTMASING INTENSIFIES] Black Friday shoppers nah mate, they are late for the presentation of simba.
slbtumblng: steven-universe-official: Nah mate, it’s pay to play online at all after the free period ends. Source for pic is Nintendo’s website /switch/online-service. 1889 - 2017 fuck you nintendo!….
“Okay, now do it again, but a higher difficulty version of it. You might even die in one hit.”Nah mate I’ve got shit to do and it wasn’t even particularly fun the first time.
knifeandlighter: “Okay, now do it again, but a higher difficulty version of it. You might even die in one hit.” Nah mate I’ve got shit to do and it wasn’t even particularly fun the first time. i think that boosting the damage enemies do while
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice
worshipseitan: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just
damnavidan: “Nah, mate, all bangers and mash. Yeah, brilliant. No, mate, he had spaff all over his quiff. It was mental. Alright, uh, knob and bob. Tosser.”
step-worth-taking: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You
myprivatealonetime: fagslave4roughnastymasters: “Hey fag..Want me to let you up..?”I nodded feebly,my chest aching as he straddled my upper body,pinning my arms down with his knees…“Nah sorry mate. No can do..”Master shifted his weight and
surprisebitch: vvankinq: When you’ve finished uni for good and you’re feeling hank marvin and your best mate bantanio banderas suggests pizza hut but being the archbishop of banterbury you’re like nah lets go for a cheeky nandos and you have 10/10
being accused of hacks and rapid fire modded controllers.nah mate, I’m just good and can sound whore like a mother fucker
spookyghostxvx: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just
bitchyoubeingbitchybitch: shintarocake: bitchyoubeingbitchybitch: i-lost-my-password: methlabrador: what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is what I’m already my url. i sure hope not Nah, oi mate
indievault: andoutcamethewolf: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls
fuckyeahgirlcrush: Am I the only one who sees Christopher Meloni on True Blood promos and just think of him as a vampire Detective Stabler?
smoke-on-sundays: Just in case my girl wants one… ;) One? Boob? Nah, mate. I want both, legit 😉💞
tired-useless-lesbian: Person: Have u seen this show? Me: Nah mate, not interested. I have 5 exams and 3 papers due this week so fuck off Person: But it has lesbi- Me:
Heh… nah, not right away anyhow. Moreso in order for her to make young. It seems animu type harpies tend to have a habit of abducting human males in order to breed and propagate their species. But whatever… either way i’d go willingly.
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